You Called Your WiFi Network What?! 11 Funny WiFi Network Names

It had never occurred to me that someone might use the name of their WiFi network to get back at their neighbours – or to even set up a full-on flame war.

But that was before I saw this recent story about the effect that a neighbour’s WiFi name was potentially going to have on their business.

Lulu’s, a posh New York kid’s hair salon (yeah, really…) ran up against a nearby wifi network that was definitely not suitable for kids and was likely to shock many of their neighbours. Fair enough, the owner was probably trying to make a comment on the salon, but it’s probably a step too far for many. I’ll leave you to check it out on Dangerous Minds here to see the offending name.

Reading that made me go and have a root around for the funniest WiFi network names that are just a little safer for work.

Here’s my favourites:

1. A classic and often stolen hipster name. Very common in Brooklyn!

pretty fly for a wifi

Source : Tuitey Fruiy Undead tumblr

2. A pretty clear message that you’re not welcome.

get your own wifi

Source : feeling-mdmazing tumblr

3. One-upmanship done virtual style.

our internet is faster than yours

Source : BBC Magazine

4. Biblical virtual real estate owner.

the promised lan

…often reworked by those in rural England to read ‘Get Orf My LAN’, said in a very thick West Country accent.

5. Presumably this is at Snoop’s?

drop it like its hotspot

Source : Ben’s Bargains

6. Then you should visit the doctor, right away!

it hurts when ip

7. If it’s that good then I’m going to find your password!

dont you wish your wifi was hot like me

Source : Smosh

8. Look out for the Terminator!

skynet wifi

9. Standard message to rile the neighbours.

my neighbors suck wifi

Source : Refined Guy

10. Flame wars hotting up.

quit reading my paper

Source : Refined Guy

11. Game Over. Grammar pedant wins by a country mile.

your grammar is more annoying wifi

Source : Refined Guy

There’s a lot more where these came from. For less politically correct ones a quick Google may leave you shocked or this site has loads!

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